The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus. According to Al Franken and Don Simpson.
- Shouldn’t you feed the lepers, Supply Side Jesus?
- No, Thomas. That would just make them lazy.
- Then shouldn’t you at least heal them, Supply Side Jesus?
- No, James. Leprosy is a matter of personal responsibility. If people knew I was healing lepers, there would be no incentive to avoid leprosy.
By God that’s rich.