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Supply Side Jesus

The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus. According to Al Franken and Don Simpson.

- Shouldn’t you feed the lepers, Supply Side Jesus?


- No, Thomas. That would just make them lazy.


- Then shouldn’t you at least heal them, Supply Side Jesus?


- No, James. Leprosy is a matter of personal responsibility. If people knew I was healing lepers, there would be no incentive to avoid leprosy.

By God that’s rich.

Friday, September 19th, 2003 at 11:04 pm