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McDonalds Fast Food Center

Too late for Xmas, but just in time for New Years. Spark you child’s imagination of serving foods with high concentrations of trans-fatty acids while toiling away at a dead-end job that includes long hours, little pay and no real prospect for advancement with the McDonald’s Fast Food Center. From the best comment:

In the world of today the driver of growth is commerce. As parents it is our duty to turn our kids into consumers as early as we can. This toy is a great way to familiarise your kid with the McDonalds brand. Before you know it they will be begging you to stop at every outlet to load up with burgers and extra fries.

When they reach their teens they will be really favorably disposed towards McDonalds, and will be happy to grind out fourteen hour days flipping burgers for minimum wage. And lets face it, without your spotty obese teenager to serve the food, where are Ray Krock’s family going to get that next billion dollars from?

Don’t fall for all that “Fast Food Nation” rubbish. Do the american thing. Raise the next generation of consumer. Buy this toy for your kid. You won’t be sorry!

Thursday, January 1st, 2004 at 10:03 am