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Can’t believe I missed this when it was out. Freakin’ hilarious. Must be a Half-Life geek to even get it. I’m not, but that’s close enough.

Pretty funny, but having used the iPhone, that Nokia feels positively Soviet-era. I get the point though.

All kinds of fucking awesome.

The most inventive and annoying CV I’ve ever had the pleasure/pain of listening to.

When physics and politics collide, hilarity, in-jokes and the cosmological nerdfest ensue.

discretionary usages for this in the area of pr0n boggle the mind.

I think the dude smacking himself on the forehead because he forgot something / didn’t kiss enough ass / didn’t buy the right product should be up there.

For fscking with people at the office. A non-cheap semi-effective one trick pony.

It’s so predictable, it’s become a science.

Ever wonder what Triumph the comic dog really looked like? “Look no further”:http://www.flickr.com/photos/12481400@N00/89823210/in/set-72057594052294194/. Somehow discovering Triumph resembles Salman Rushdie’s little brother makes the poop jokes seem more poignant. But only a little.

Following the “recipe for a Web 2.0 layout”:http://mentalized.net/journal/2005/10/10/building_your_very_own_web20_layout/, let’s do a site check of sotto.org:
* *XHTML*? _check_
* *White background*? _yup_
* *Arial font (Helvetica or Lucida Grande on the Mac)*? _now yer talkin’_
* *Big headlines with custom letter-spacing*? _mmhhmm_
* *List navigation*? _oh yeah_
* *Highlights*? _nope_
* *Gradient*? _nope, but I had it on the “old design”:mtindex.php so [...]

“War in the shell”:http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/ThinGuy?entry=the_war_on_terror_as: Too fscking cool/funny/true. If you don’t know unix command line, _whoosh over the head_. The comments are fun too.

This ./ entry on “Microsoft trying to patent smilies”:http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/07/23/138228&tid=155&tid=109 (not technically) rocks if for no other reason than discovering these awesome emoticons:
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Oh the power of slurpies. [quicktime via]